Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Sillies

There is a song from Yo Gabba, Gabba called "Let the sillies out!"  (Never heard it before? You'll thank me later when you can't get it out of your head!) The song always makes me want to get up and dance and get MY sillies out...so here they are folks. Some of my sillies:
- I cannot kill a bug while outside. Why? Because I feel like I'm in THEIR home...therefore if I kill them, its murder. HOWEVER, if I find a bug in MY home, their as good as gone. Although, every time I kill a bug, and I'm not joking, as soon as I squish it, I say "I'm SO sorry!" And then squirm all the way to the toilet to flush their little bug body away.
- When I'm emailing out invoices, as soon as I hit send, I smile and hope that when my client opens it, they receive my smile! Corny, suuuuuuure. But, when I receive their checks in the mail and I get super cute notes from them in with their check, I know they totally received the smile, and are sending one back to me!
- If we sit down to eat and you chew with your mouth open, I will ABSOLUTELY tell you to "close your mouth, you look like a cow." That is my ultimate, number one, absolute biggest pet peeve. EVER. Oooooh, and the people who chew gum with their mouths open...that's nails on a chalk board to me.

I'm sure I'll come up with more sillies if I keep thinking about them...but for now, that's silly enough!